Contemplating Suicide..

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Slit my wrists..?

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Put a rifle in my mouth and shoot..?

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Cut along several major arteries and slowly bleed to death.?.
Bash my head in with a hammer..?

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Tease the elevator by not letting it close until it buzzes loudly.. Stand in the door's way and let it close.?.

Break a mirror. Take two sharp pieces of the glass and shove them in my eyes.. hard and deep...?

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Kill someone else and plead for death by lethal injection...?

Break a bottle of wine on a table and shove it in my stomach.?

Jump off a building, aiming carefully to impale myself on a lamppost..?

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Drive a wooden stake in your heart..?

Induce vomiting until i black out and slip into a coma. This coma should last for several months.. in which time my family will certainly decide to pull the plug..?

Hang myself in the closet with an electrical cord..?

Swerve into the left rear wheels of a moving transfer truck..on a bike..?.

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Break a battery open and pour it into a glass of Dr. Pepper and drink it..?

Eat a dog with heartworms raw..?

Strategically place myself in the middle of a very busy intersection at rush hour during daylight savings time while wearing a tight.. black jumpsuit.. being ever so careful to hit every car.?

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Take all the pills i can find along with at least one shot of every alcoholic beverage known to man then take a little nap....?

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Cut off all my fingers then write a ten-page report on "Polyester versus Cotton Fabrics" with the stubs..?

Drill a hole in my head...?

Jump in the way of a moving subway train..?

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Jump out of a moving bus window and do shoulder-rolls across the highway until i get run over..?

Perform self-quadruple bypass surgery..?

Drink paint. Eat the stick i stirred the paint with then drink paint thinner to wash it down..?